Does anyone else find Kristen Wiig unwatchable? Each week, I cringe whenever an SNL skit airs in which she has a role. It’s not because she’s objectionable as a person. Rather, whenever she’s the star of a skit, the writing takes back seat and the “comedy” is reduced to a series of Wiig’s silly faces [...]
We just got our first big snowfall of the season yesterday and after a day being stuck inside with the kids, we ventured out into the world to stave off a quickly growing sense of cabin fever.
Since the temperatures were still in the 20s today, the snow hadn’t melted on the roads. Rather, it had [...]
I park in a parking garage every work day. And at least three mornings out of five I get stuck behind “Slow Parking Garage Driver Guy”.
First, let me explain how my garage is structured. After you swipe your card and the electronic arm lifts, you drive up a ramp to the first floor. At the [...]
I like walking when I get on an escalator; you get to the end twice as fast. But we’ve all been stuck behind them, those statues who get on the escalator, with no one remotely close to being in front of them, and they just stand there. As if riding an escalator is a sight-seeing [...]
Note to all other drivers waiting at red lights: When I have the green light but I don’t cross the intersection because there are too many other cars in front of me, that’s not a free pass for you to make a right turn into my lane and cut in front of me. I’m not [...]
I’m driving home tonight listening to the truly terrible new sports radio station that’s been on the air for a couple of months. The hosts are comprised of a newspaper columnist who has neither a voice nor a face for radio (the face is worse), and a guy who was canned from the other sports [...]
The family decided to load up at Costco this afternoon, so we piled into the fam-mobile and ventured out. The trip was going well until we hit the Costco parking lot, where we encountered “confused, angry woman”.
I was trying to go straight at an intersection of the lot because a spot was coming open. She, [...]