We just got our first big snowfall of the season yesterday and after a day being stuck inside with the kids, we ventured out into the world to stave off a quickly growing sense of cabin fever.

Since the temperatures were still in the 20s today, the snow hadn’t melted on the roads. Rather, it had become packed ice in many places. This means driving was slow going. Not a big deal; that just means drivers would have to pay more attention, right? Wrong! The same shitty motorists who use their cell phones during normal weather were out there today, obliviously blabbing away while they almost took out anyone who was unlucky enough to be in their paths.

I’m just saying, gabbing on your cell while speeding around a left hand turn with one hand on the wheel is roughly as smart as picking Brodie Croyle as your starting quarterback. Chances are, you’re going to get hurt.