I like walking when I get on an escalator; you get to the end twice as fast. But we’ve all been stuck behind them, those statues who get on the escalator, with no one remotely close to being in front of them, and they just stand there. As if riding an escalator is a sight-seeing trip, akin to taking a cable car over Paris.

Well, I’ve been on a lot of escalators, and none of them has been that compelling. That’s why I like to get to the end of the ride as soon as I can. Listen people, I’ve got places to go. If you want to hang out and enjoy the view of the indoor-mall waterfall, more power to you. Just get the f*** out of my way so I can get by. Kthks?