I like walking when I get on an escalator; you get to the end twice as fast. But we’ve all been stuck behind them, those statues who get on the escalator, with no one remotely close to being in front of them, and they just stand there. As if riding an escalator is a sight-seeing [...]
Apparently I’ve been living under a sports rock for the last few years, because recently a spate of heretofore unwatchable sporting events has been occupying my lovely widescreen television. Usually during prime time to boot.
For example, when did women’s beach volleyball become so compelling? It’s not like there’s any suspense. We all know who’s going [...]